multitudes-inside:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

I laughed so hard I literally started crying

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

rebornica:

space-beach-bae:

urufushadow:

I-i don’t know how to feel about this

Stop wanting to fuck these!

Why

I am very confused. You made them attractive! Why would you do that! They’re so beautiful! This is so wrong!

(via foxy-fazbear)

jeza-red:

kyssthis16:

boneycircus:

melifair:

redhead4eyes:

tappedout:

sizvideos:

Video

I am fucking awesome, thank you

As a proud card carrying member of the Big Tittie Committee I can verify that these are all true.

I actually don’t mind laying on my stomach, just not in a bra. And I have always been perpetually young looking even though the boobs are big. But OMG the bra shopping… And the food in the boobs…

I love running buuut yeah I usually wear at least two sports bras.

The food in the boobs thing is so real

Staaaairs

(via tango--maureen)

niallerls:

MY UNCLE ALWAYS TELLS ME NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL U UR FAVORITE BAND IS A “PHASE” BECAUSE HES LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS FOR 17 YEARS AND HE STILL DOES

THAT’S APPROXIMATELY HOW LONG I’VE LOVED THEM AND THE BACKSTREET BOYS. I’M SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ADULT WHO STILL LOVES THEM.

(via shouldnt)

laundromatic:

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?

(via tango--maureen)

tyleroakley:

random-clarity:

theoddoneouut:

ellosteph:

A game of Never Have I Ever that takes a twist, and will leave you with chills at the end. 

that is not what i expected, woah

I thought this would be fun, but I got bitch slapped with life

watch and learn

(via buttersmd)

majesticajeff:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

imgonnariverdance:

spn-winchesters:

the winchesters christmas caroling

#real lines from the show

let’s see how many times I can reblog this before christmas…

This is what i expect of the musical episode

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

theavengeronbakerst:

The biggest tragedy of Doctor Who for me is the fact that Jack never met the Ponds.

I mean, he would have liked Eleven and Amy.

But RORY.

He would have PURSUED Rory to the ends of the universe, and Rory would just be really confused and Amy would get super overprotective

"Captain Jack Harkness, and who are you?"

"HE’S MARRIED"

can you understand why I need this

(via tom-marvolo-dildo)

callboxkat:

bustysaintclair:

perceptionsof-reality:

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

god, fucking thank you. there are so many “feminists” who can’t even understand that it IS possible to receive a sincere compliment. They think sincere compliments just do not exist in this universe. It’s so fucking ridiculous.

First of all I think you are missing the fact that the intended audience here isn’t “feminists,” it’s the men who don’t know the difference between an actual compliment and sexual harassment.  
And second of all, I think you need to understand something: just because a man might think he is paying us a “sincere compliment,” we don’t owe him shit. 
Women do not owe men, especially strange men, any gratitude or politesse when they comment on our physical appearance. 
WE DO NOT EXIST FOR YOUR VISUAL ENJOYMENT.  IT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT TO BE TOLD THAT YOU APPROVE OF OUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. 
A strange man says “you look nice today,” he’s lucky if he gets a cold stare as I brush past him. 

You must be fun at parties.

callboxkat:

bustysaintclair:

perceptionsof-reality:

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

god, fucking thank you. there are so many “feminists” who can’t even understand that it IS possible to receive a sincere compliment. They think sincere compliments just do not exist in this universe. It’s so fucking ridiculous.

First of all I think you are missing the fact that the intended audience here isn’t “feminists,” it’s the men who don’t know the difference between an actual compliment and sexual harassment.  

And second of all, I think you need to understand something: just because a man might think he is paying us a “sincere compliment,” we don’t owe him shit. 

Women do not owe men, especially strange men, any gratitude or politesse when they comment on our physical appearance. 

WE DO NOT EXIST FOR YOUR VISUAL ENJOYMENT.  IT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT TO BE TOLD THAT YOU APPROVE OF OUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. 

A strange man says “you look nice today,” he’s lucky if he gets a cold stare as I brush past him. 

You must be fun at parties.